Mike: But it’s too late. You were too late. And I can’t do any of this.
Rachel: Do what?
Mike: This, this. This you joking about your first time or— or rubbing my shoulders or— or touching my arm. You’re playing with me and you know it.
Rachel: What I know is you’re playing with me too. You kept flirting with me long after you started dating her.
Mike: Yeah, well, that’s gonna stop.
Rachel: Good. You know, and while you’re at it, no more running to me for favors or asking me for help. How ‘bout you find yourself some other paralegal? Because as far as I’m concerned, we’re done.
do u know what a slut is? or has the definition changed?
For serious. Rachel is bomb.
Rachel: That was a thank you, if you couldn’t tell.
Mike: I could tell.

